I know the end of the year is coming up soon but face it, we all need a break. Before you fake the sniffles or create some elaborate family death (grandmas can die more than once!) to get out of work, here are some memes to give you the confidence to lie.

Giggle at the TikTok memes where one user asks themself how their co-workers could raise children on their salaries. One Twitter anecdote named their workplace a hazard zone, overtaken by a giant rat aptly called Big Daddy. Read that tweet and feel a little bit better at your garbage workplace. It could be worse! These memes will humor you, disturb some of you, and hopefully radicalize all of you to take those extra-long breaks, potty on company time, and fake sick every once in a while to rest.

Prepare yourself for the role of a lifetime—sick/bereaved worker who just can’t come to work today. Scroll down for the memes that get you and your tiredness.